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Blonde pornstar Angel Vain stars as a maid who gets punished by her boss for stealing in these fetish movies from Sex and Submission. Angel is a maid at a big mansion and has to wear a sexy maid uniform to work everyday. While dusting she comes across an old antique watch that she likes and puts it down her top. She realizes she has made a big mistake when the Master of the house Derrick Pierce confronts her and takes it from her top. He threatens to call the police unless she agrees to let him punish her himself and Angel quickly agrees and ends up bent over getting her perfect ass spanked. Derrick then ties her up to a pole and flogs her big tits and fingers her shaved pussy before making her orgasm with a Hitachi vibrator. See Angel give him a bondage blowjob and then get tied up on all fours with her round ass up in the air while Derrick pounds her pussy from behind in these Kink videos.
Adult Star: Angel Vain
Video: Sex and Submission
Blonde pornstar Angel Vain stars as a maid who gets punished by her boss for stealing in these fetish movies from Sex and Submission. Angel is a maid at a big mansion and has to wear a sexy maid uniform to work everyday. While dusting she comes across an old antique watch that she likes and puts it down her top. She realizes she has made a big mistake when the Master of the house Derrick Pierce confronts her and takes it from her top. He threatens to call the police unless she agrees to let him punish her himself and Angel quickly agrees and ends up bent over getting her perfect ass spanked. Derrick then ties her up to a pole and flogs her big tits and fingers her shaved pussy before making her orgasm with a Hitachi vibrator. See Angel give him a bondage blowjob and then get tied up on all fours with her round ass up in the air while Derrick pounds her pussy from behind in these Kink videos.
It is a testament to the creativity of the porn industry that the Tiger Woods sex scandal birthed not one, but two parody porns, both out this month.
Yes, Tigerphiles can see their hero recreated, in all his scandalous glory, both as Tyler Wood (in Adam & Eve's “Tyler’s Wood”) and Tiger Would (in ZB Ventures’ “Tiger’s Got Wood,” distributed by Wicked Pictures). But what if you’ve only got the money to pick up one Tiger parody porn?
Well, they both have clever names and performances by Evan Stone, Diana Doll, and Richelle Ryan…but what makes them different? Based solely on preview picks and PR hype, here are our thoughts:
The Name Game: Any parody bold enough to actually use the real name of its subject gets automatic points from us. Alas, no one had the balls to shoot "Tiger Woods XXX"—but Tiger Would is vastly closer to the real thing than Tyler Wood. Furthermore, "Tiger's Got Wood" immediately calls to mind the scandal-ridden golf star, while "Tyler's Wood" sounds more like a porno set in the back woods of a Connecticut estate.
Winner: Point for “Tiger.”
[At left: Tiger Would's post-coital fist pump.]
Casting: We're torn on the issue of leading men: on the one hand, Jonny Slim actually bears a passing resemblance to Tiger Woods (at least in that he's light skinned and appears to be tall and slender). On the other hand, Tyler Knight makes us weak in the knees—and we never pass up a chance to watch him get his fuck on. Consider this one a draw.
We’re also a bit torn on the matter of Elin (or, as she’s listed in “Tiger’s Got Wood,” “Tiger’s Wife.). Which to choose: Kayden Kross or Diana Doll? We’re leaning towards Kayden…if only because “Tyler’s Wood” features a scene of her banging Diana Doll (two for the price of one!).
On the other hand, we gotta give “Tiger’s Got Wood” credit for including Racquel Ucantell (get it?) among their roster of hussies. When parodying a scandal, it’s always good to stick to the original story.
Winner: Call this one a draw.
[At left: The always lovely Kayden Kross in "Tyler's Wood."]
The Sexploits: The true details Tiger's exploits are currently known only to Tiger, his mistresses, and whatever publisher has managed to wrangle a contract for a tell-all memoir out of one of Tiger's many women—so, of course, the makers of these porns had to get a bit creative.
“Tiger’s Got Wood” goes the largely traditional route: Tiger fucks Raquel on the golf course, Richelle in a hotel room, Krissy in a locker room, Heidi and Ryder by the pool, and watches Jazy and Madelyn pleasure each other in a strip club.
“Tyler’s Wood,” on the other hand, really allowed the creative juices to flow: in addition to some rather standard sex scenes with Natasha Nice and Capri Cavelli, we have a threeway Andi Anderson and Richelle Ryan…and Tyler dressed up as a French maid. Is Tiger Woods really into crossdressing and spanking? We have no idea…but we’d like to think he is.
Interestingly, while neither porno seems to feature a scene of Tiger and his wife in the matrimonial bed, both feature of scene of Tiger’s wife trying to get back at him by screwing Evan Stone (in one telling, a “suave stud,” in another, a caddy.).
Winner: “Tyler’s Wood,” purely for creativity.
[At left: The many women of "Tiger's Got Wood."]
So, there you have it: after considering all the important factors…we’re actually still not sure which parody is the best parody. Perhaps it’s best left up to this: if you want to see Jonny Slim fuck his way through half the locations in Porn Valley, pick up “Tiger’s Got Wood.” If, on the other hand, you can’t rest until you’ve seen Tyler Knight in a maid’s uniform, “Tyler’s Wood” is the porn for you.
And if you’d like to stage your very own battle of the Tiger Woods parody porns, in the comfort of your own home? Well, friend, you’d need both porns to do that.
[At left: The crossdressing threeway of "Tyler's Wood."]
· “Tiger’s Got Wood” (tigersgotwoodmovie.com)
· “Tyler’s Wood” (adameve.com)
I know the last post I did featured another sexy blonde in a french maid uniform, but when I saw this photo set featuring Kim B at Only Tease this morning, I couldn’t let her slip by. She looks very sexy and very naughty in her uniform. She is simply amazing looking and I don’t know any male that wouldn’t mind having her come over to keep their flat tidy. Along with her uniform, Kim is wearing a tiny black thong and a pair of black stockings. Some people might also notice that she’s definitely not wearing a bra and it’s not long before she slips out of the french maid outfit and shows off all over her amazing and stunning body.
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Jonathan Morgan is porn’s Jerry Lewis. Over the last decade he’s made one porno comedy classic after another for Wicked Pictures. Long before porn parody became the dominant schtick for chuckles, Morgan was knocking off mainstream hits.
His latest release, “Couples Camp,” seems to be no exception. We can imagine the pitch meeting in the Wicked offices sounded something like this…
“So there’s this young couple, right? And they want to keep it fresh, because they’re about to get married and are both afraid it means their sex life will end, right? So they go to couples camp and crazy sexual antics ensue. Get it? It’s like ‘East of Eden’ meets ‘Couples Retreat,’ but without any fat people and no annoying Rosie O’Donnell.”
Well, at any rate the movie stars a smoking hot cast of sexual deviants who provide ample opportunities to get your rocks off, so let’s dive right into that.
This is really Wicked contract star Mikayla Mendez’s show, so we’ll start with her. First and foremost, the dirty slut takes on double dick duty, sucking both TJ Cummings and Kris Slater hard with almost no effort before letting the boys tear into her. Then, as if that wasn’t enough for her she fucks pretty boy Rocco Reed. No one can say she’s dick shy.
Then Jenna Presley and Randy Spears go at it hard. Jenna wears a sexy French maid get up as she rides Randy’s rigid rod. Jenna Presley looks amazing in her tiny outfit with those new titties. The way she leans back on her lover’s cock and pulls open her pink gash is enough to send us over the edge, much less that pout she affects while getting railed.
Next up, beautiful blonde Kara Novack takes on a young, leather clad Dane Cross. Dane gets his face covered in a studded mask and a dog chain leashed around his neck before Kara rides him to the promised land. When the girl you are fucking is that hot it simply isn’t possible to be humiliated by her, no matter what she says or does. So sweet, so tight, so young and sexy.
Finally, sultry sex goddess Rayveness rides herself to supreme orgasmic ecstasy on Mick Blue’s meaty scepter. There aren’t enough good things we can say about her. Anyone who is lucky enough to fuck her should consider themselves lucky. Rayveness is a fucking hell cat in the sack!
“Couples Camp” comes out this week from Wicked Pictures and Jonathan Morgan. We’ll let you decide if the comedy matches the sex. In the meantime, go ahead and check out our exclusive gallery below.
Mikayla Mendez, TJ Cummings, and Kris Slater
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Mikayla Mendez, TJ Cummings, and Kris Slater
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Mikayla Mendez, TJ Cummings, and Kris Slater
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Mikayla Mendez, TJ Cummings, and Kris Slater
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Mikayla Mendez, TJ Cummings, and Kris Slater
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Jenna Presley and Randy Spears
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Jenna Presley and Randy Spears
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Jenna Presley and Randy Spears
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Kara Novack and Dane Cross
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Kara Novack and Dane Cross
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Kara Novack and Dane Cross
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Kara Novack and Dane Cross
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Mikayla Mendez and Rocco Reed
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Mikayla Mendez and Rocco Reed
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Mikayla Mendez and Rocco Reed
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Mikayla Mendez and Rocco Reed
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Rayveness and Mick Blue
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Rayveness and Mick Blue
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Rayveness and Mick Blue
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Seductive hottie Paula looks amazing dressed in her silky black nylons in this hot Stocking Stars photo shoot. Paula strips out of her French maid outfit and exposes her wet pussy. If that’s not enough for you, watch this hot redhead maid eagerly showing off her beautiful feet in sexual nylon.
She gives her man a sloppy, slobbering blowjob to get his dick stiff and he penetrates her tight shit hole hard. It’s a torrid fuck that ends with him pulling out and jizzing all over her ass just like the slut loves..

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Most guys would give anything just to fuck a French maid but this guy wants to fuck her asshole, to pound his cock into her hot rectum and thrust until she’s screaming for him to stop or he’s shooting his cum. She looks delicate and sensual in her black and white dress and the way she keeps bending over in front of him tells us that she definitely wants it. She’s teasing and taunting and nothing would make her feel as good as a big cock in her butt..
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Not a chick to spend time on reasons or set-ups when greeting her booty call, Skyie Blew gets on knees fast and just dives right on your lap, fully clothed, to grind her chest against your dick. Skyie lifts up her top, brasierre still on, to rub her chest on your rapidly swelling junk. She even eats the front of your jeans! Now that’s eagerness to satisfy. “Come on, come on,” Skyie begs, staring at you. Pleading. Requesting. Skyie is gagging for it. She wants love tool. Are you ready to bang the shit out of her? She unbuttons your jeans and pulls your underwear down. This chick is maid material! What a cock-cleaning service! Still fully dressed, her huge titties encased in her tight bra showing many inches of cleavage, Skyie shoves your sturdy staff of man-power in her drooling mouth. Kissing it. Devouring it. Blowing it. Jerking it. She does a trick she learned at SCORE: sticking it between her great boobs under her bra. This helps to secure your penis in her cleavage hands-free as she breast-fucks it and blows it. After a hard boob-boffing, Skyie lifts up her bra to reveal her large melons in their nude glory. Her slurpy mouth hits the spot sending waves of excitement through your balls’ nerve endings. And now it’s time to ride Skyie. Ram her hard, just the way she says she likes it. Take her to town and show her the sights! Skyie deserves a lot more mail and member feedback about her than she’s gotten. Maybe this hot Juggs On Top encounter will boost your opinion. Don’t keep a nice gal waiting. Man, is she super-hot!
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