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“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than the Norton/Connelly “The Incredible Hulk” (if we could only get a porn version of “The Hot Spot“)… Read on to see how Palin gets downright surreal with a sandwich.

Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin

Studio: Hustler
Director: Axel Braun
Starring: Lisa Ann, Tori Black, Sindee Jennings, Nicole Ray, Alan Stafford, Otto Bauer, Anthony Rosano, Sean Michaels

Review by: Gram Ponante

When last we heard from Lisa Ann-as-Sarah Palin (Jesus, was it three days ago?), she was either in the Levi Johnson gay porn parody, an Eminem video, or the “You’re Nailin’ Palin” interactive title. Now, however, the actual Sarah Palin’s TV deal comes just in time for “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin,” one more reason to believe the rumor that Lisa Ann and Scott Brown are free to be running mates in 2012.

Our story begins as Sarah Palin is still Governor of Alaska. She gets a call from her Hollywood agent that she’s up for a part and needs to head to L.A. At the casting agent’s office, she meets Tina Fey (Sindee Jennings) and, after some tart, girlish banter, they get right to it.

As a scholar and historian, I find it particularly compelling that Jennings played “young Serra” back in 2008 for the first outing in this franchise, back when Hustler was a little antsy and covered its butt by (initially) calling the movie “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”

Director Braun has matured this series. Unlike the original quickie outings, “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” has a little more production value in it, including a “Mary Tyler Moore Show” takeoff theme song that features live shots of Lisa Ann working the Hollywood Walk of Fame and posing by the Hollywood sign. There are even crane and dolly shots!

Not only that, but the real Palin’s bland ambition leaves ample room for various well-executed Hollywood jokes, like “CSI: Wasilla,” “Alaska’s Next Top Governor” (Otto Bauer plays David Hasselhoff), and a talk show/fuck fest with Cris Angel (played by Alan Stafford).

Most porn movies, shot quickly on a low budget, don’t have much time for cleverness. You can actually see the performers’ heads exploding when they encounter lines.

But “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is different. Roger Krypton’s script is genuinely funny and, perhaps because the idea is a known quantity in Porn Valley, the cast pulls it off. It also helps that Lisa Ann is playing a morbidly stupid character and can get away with Coakley-ing a line here and there.

It is in the final scene, with veteran (and black!) porn dude Sean Michaels playing an alternate version of Sarah Palin, holding a sausage sandwich that “symbolizes my struggle in a man’s world,” that “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” becomes a Golden Age-era freakshow. It’s very silly and, what’s more important, Lisa Ann’s machine-crafted and well-oiled pornoparts have never looked better.

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Nice big ass pornstar Lisa Ann has one hell of a hot ass and of course some nice big tits too. Plenty of big white ass worshipping here as the curvy pornstar struts her stuff; wow this girl has such an incredible body. But that’s nothing compared to her sucking and fucking skills, she really knows how to blow cock and watching that big white ass bounce is just mind blowing, enjoy this beautiful nice ass now!

Big breasted milf pornstar Lisa Ann strips from a business suit to reveal her amazing assets. These pics are from the 30 Rock XXX Parody from New Sensations. Check out the preview gallery here or go to New Sensations for the full set and HQ video.

Lisa Ann can get a guy rock hard and jizzing all over her in a matter of minutes, but she knows we’ve got a porn scene to shoot, so she takes it slow, giving her boy toy the royal oral treatment and a good taste of her pussy before letting him blast his cum all over her mouth. Check out the full video in HD at Ztod’s Pornstars

Big breasted pornstar Lisa Ann gets fucked on a office desk. These video clips are from the 30 Rock A XXX Parody series. Check out the preview clips here or the full video in HQ at New Sensations.

Are you prepared to do battle with another contest and win the hand of Lisa Ann? Oh you better be.

Not that we’re playing favorites, but Lisa Ann inspires us in ways few others can. She’s won America’s hearts (and genitals) with her Sarah Palin prowess, but she’s also a golden girl in tons of other markets: MILF porn, interactive porn, huge tit porn, and POV porn in Santa gear, to name a few.

We figured it’s about time to give back to the woman who’s given so much to us. How? First, watch this video of Lisa and Julia Ann getting soaked, and then…

Write an ode to Lisa Ann. You can do it however you like: poems, flash fictions, and confessions are all accepted here. For example:

Her masterpiece smile
was painted wry and private:
Mona Lisa Ann

And that came from the heart.

Post your entries in the comments section. A week from now, we’ll post the winning ode, and the author will receive a free copy of Wet. Good deal, right?

We still have to hold up our end of the bargain. Last week’s contest produced some pretty astounding superheroes. All of the entries were certainly Stan Lee-worthy, and would undoubtedly make for some interesting hentai (future job, anyone?).

Once again, Beaker’s work deserves mention: his Muffin Man and Wanker Woman would be the perfect poster children for a (very loose) safe sex campaign.

I personally felt a strong connection with doomsaber’s villain: Penile Justice’s arch nemesis, Bukkakia, is a former russian kgb spy who feeds off the seed of man. By performing sexual deeds (jerking off) to her victims and swallowing or being covered w/ their seed, Bukkakia has the ability to control any man she desires. Can’t you see Bukkakia making a guest appearance in “Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman”?

But only one superhero can save our world from lonely nights and Barry Manilow, and that superhero is MalzyWheels, aka Sparky Joystick:

Malzywheels - By day a mild-mannered, disappointingly sexless disabled guy in a wheelchair who never garnishes a second look.

By night he becomes Sparky Joystick - A human electrified dildo who can find any Gräfenberg spot, no matter how elusive it is.

To maintain his superhuman stamina, Sparky Joystick requires a inhuman number of Kahlua sombreros, big, jiggly tits, and a electric wheelchair battery charger.

Not many things sap Sparky Joystick’s power, but his mortal enemies all know that any song sung by Barry Manilow will turn this hero, sent from the Eros Nebula, into a puddle of mush.

The night has a thousand orgasms. All hail Sparky Joystick.

All hail, indeed. We’re not sure what a “human electrified dildo” looks like, but we’re glad to have one around. Congratulations, MalzyWheels! We’ll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

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Danny (James Deen) finds his ex Limon (Lisa Ann) alone and after some sweet talk Limon decides to give up her pleasure hole. But Danny wants to record it for later, Limon takes very little convincing as Danny licks her wet pussy. With those dick sucking lips warped around his junk, Limon gives him an amazing blowjob. Limon begs for his cock inside and gets it rammed deep and hard until he coats her face and glasses with sticky jizz…Lets hope the tape does not end up in the wrong hands. Check out the gallery here or visit New Sensations for the full set and video.

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