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Sometimes you need to copulate to survive, you know? You Know?? In “Vampire Sex Diaries” (actually shot over Halloween!), Vanessa (Tabitha Stevens) presides over a similarly tasty brood of her own kind who “feel mankind’s cobweb approaching.”

Vampire Sex Diaries

Studio: Sex Line Sinema
Director: Gary Orona
Starring: Tabitha Stevens, Cheyne Collins, Jay Lassiter, Jenna Presley, Sophia Santi, Ally Kay, Ashlyn Rae

Review by: Gram Ponante

This is because they live in what appears to be Palmdale, CA, a high desert community with an even higher foreclosure rate, ripe for speculation.

This movie is an excellent couples’ film, well-shot, acted, directed, and written. Events move slowly enough, and the concepts are big enough, so that our expectations skip along hand in hand with our suspension of disbelief, and the pretty people now and then surprise us by what they say or do. Furthermore, “VSD” exploits the strengths of the cast and the story and avoids weaknesses that most couples’ films just can’t stay away from.

Brad and Amber (Cheyne Collins and Ally Kay) are the kind of mortal couple who fight despite the fact that their lease on attractiveness, the vampires know, is all too short. They are lost in the desert as Brad looks for bat colonies. Highlighting their incompatibility, Amber studies a new map while Brad studies an old one.

“You should have studied geography instead of biology,” says Amber. Zing!

Now, if I were a vampire, I would use this weakness to draw them into my own web of immortal/immoral flesh-cravings.

Which is just what happens. A mysterious note draws them to the desolate town of Midland, whose museum is staffed by hot brunettes. One (Ashlyn Rae) takes Amber on a tour while Vanessa, all cleavage and legs, discusses with Brad the absence of bat references from the journal of noted chiropterologist Miguel Coronado. She arranges a tour of the bat caves with her minion, Jay Lassiter.

This is an example of where we forgive the film on the goodwill generated by the fact that everything looks so good. If the exquisite Tabitha Stevens (or the ingenue Ashlyn Rae) were my docent, I would be incapable of asking if I had strayed into a Skinemax flick with “Bordello” in the title. We also wonder what kind of vampire queen sends her employees out in the daylight.

No matter. Amid the stark and artfully After-Effected desert photography, Vaneesa gives us more vampire philosophy.

“Vampires are openly sexual,” she writes, as opposed to Man, whose guilt about his innate sexuality drives him to violence.

Brad wanders, dreamlike, into a little orgy with the delicious Jenna Presley and Sophia Santi, and we realize that what the vampire flock really needs is a blonde.

Thus, Amber is made one of the chosen (vampire, not Jewish) by Lassiter, and this somehow enrages Giros, the ancient and Quaker-hatted vampire who created the brood way back in the post-Civil War era. Vanessa, meanwhile, has fallen for Brad, and convinces Giros, who en-vampired her on her wedding day, for God’s sake, to allow immortal and mortal to couple one last time because, she tells her maker, “those feelings will give your endless days meaning.”

You don’t hear people bust that sort of science in porn movies. In fact, I encourage you to justify adultery to your spouse or partner this way. “Honey, I fucked her so that it would give you something to think about if you got bored.”

“Vampire Sex Diaries,” like last year’s “The Sex Files,” Ernest Greene’s “O” movies and, to a different degree, the “Pirates” franchise, make porn safe for couples without asking them to turn off their brains or pull up their pants.

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We got a twat slab of corn fed midwestern cockjam beef this week. Her name is Vixen and she’s new to the area so our boys decided to give her an old fashioned welcoming. Watch them 4 dong salute this former 3 piggy opera star. It’s midwestern cutie filled with California lovin.

My name is Brittany and I’m 18. I moved to California and found out that one of my friends moved to the same area as me about a week later. I had been friends with Jason for a couple years and we started hanging out a lot. I’d always found him very attractive and I used to have a huge crush on him.

One night he came over to my house to hang out. We were laughing and having a blast when we got extremely tired. He decided to pass out at my place because he was too tired to drive home. So, we fell asleep after talking and flirting in my bed. When I woke up, I had this urge to just fuck him.

So, I turned around and told him that I forgot to mention that I get really horny in the morning. We giggled and he put his hands on my waist and started rubbing me. His hands felt so perfecto and gave me butterflies in my stomach. We looked into each other’s eyes and he pulled me on top of him. I straddled him and leaned over and kissed him. I sat up and started teasing his dick by rubbing my pussy over it. He grabbed my hips and moved me back and forth. I could feel his hard cock underneath me. It made me want it so bad.

He pushed me over onto the bed and began moving down my body with his lips. He paid special attention to my nipples, sucking on them and biting them gently. He made his way down to my panties and took them off slowly. He kissed all over on the inside of my thighs and FINALLY got to my wet coochie. He flicked his tongue on my clit until I started going crazy!

I pulled him up and ripped his clothes off of him. He slid his rock-hard dick into me. He started thrusting into me, getting faster and faster. It got so hot and sweaty and he made me come to a screaming orgasm. We changed positions and he fucked me doggy-style until he came. The sex was so perfecto that I invited him over the next night. I still have Jason come over from time to time to have a little fun!

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Here’s the tiny but cute Avril Lavigne looking so hot with her vampirish look. She has such a lovely pale whiteness that’s going on her. Reminds of of Courtney Love but her hotness is multiplied ten folds. I don’t know how she remains pale in California, but hey it’s really working for her. See more of this hot Canadian punk princess inside Celebs Only and sign up to see more hot celebs like Avril Lavigne nude and exposed inside the largest celebrity sex scandal archive on the web!

 

For whatever reason, the majority of porn is produced in places like California and Florida. Being stalwart Northeasterners, we’re pleased to see that Amy Ried is happy to take her show to the Big Apple as well.

True, it looks like most of Amy’s New York sojourn took place in the comfort of a hotel room…but it was a hotel room in Times Square. And that’s enough for us. (Though if she could shoot her next scene at The Standard, that would be even better.)

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She’s a beautiful teen moved from Arizona to California, we had to catch her for a shoot! A total First Time Video girl, exclusive to the site — she’s bearing it all for us, and loving it!

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This week we bring you Taylor Lynn . She ’s a hot girl with a craving for semen . Taylor Lynn is a busty beach blonde from California. Blondes are kinda weak in the brain department that is amazing news for us. She comes in wearing a sexy bikini, strips it off to reveal her amazing hooters and suck our stunt dick. Then she gave him a moist blow job as her sweet asshole popped in the air and she bounced up and down . Then they pounded on the ground. First she got on top and rode him for a while . Then she he doggystyle . She equally gave him a petite bit of anal . The whole shoot was topped off by A great faceshot in her mouth. You guys gotta check out this honey here at Whore Abuse. I loved watching her cute fucking face as she was sucking on my penis, and I loved watching her asshole and pink as I was fucking the shit out of her. Well Taylor Lynn got nailed till she dropped.

The poor, unsuspecting citizens of Anywhere, California suffered prolonged exposure to bouncy breasts, and yet the owner of said breasts shows no remorse. Could this happen in your hometown? (God we hope so.)

But with the weather getting all dumpy and the women-folk bundling up, the odds of being approached by some gorgeous gal in a sundress are low. At least we have this memento from a simpler, sunnier time to keep us warm while we wait for some random creep in a trenchcoat to flash his goods in the park. Ah, the turning of the seasons…

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Another girl bearing it all for the first time, she is shot by an independent photographer living in a mansion in California. Arriving with a full bush, she shows it off in the garden, then goes to the shower to shave it off.

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